”My name is Luke and I have been on holiday. This is what I did. I grew a beard and spent time in a car looking thoughtful.

Then I met some friends who like to be known as “Jarheads”.

Then we found some toys to play with.

Including a Barrett 99, the world's most powerful sniper's rifle that throws a 50 calibre projectile 2000 metres and is able to penetrate 10 domestic dwellings with a single round.

Then we went for a walk and found some things.

Like mortar shells, 107mm rockets and RPG rounds hidden by the Taliban.

After that we put detonators and a timer into the pile of weapons, then we drove away to a safe distance and .....

Blew them up!

But then I was tired, so I went home and had dinner”.  The End....